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Monday, July 25, 2005

Is This News?

This just in! Here’s a report, from our ace investigative reporter Clark Dark, on the latest in the world of entertainment. Here’s what Clark has to say:

Thanks You Think. I’m reporting from the World Stupidity Awards at the Just for Laughs comedy festival in Montreal, Quebec, Canada. This is not, as you would expect, a gala event like most awards presentations. Though many of the winners are well known names. Many of the winners were not present to receive their awards.

Included among the big winners were Paris Hilton, the Canadian government and our own president,
George W. Bush.

It’s entirely possible the award given to the Canadian government was a way of expressing thanks to the country for hosting the awards in Montreal. The Canadians won the title Stupidest government for a scandal proving as spokesman Robert Spence said, Canadians are “world class." Our own US president, George W. Bush, won the title for the
Stupidest Statement of the Year
after telling a news conference
in reference to the Iraqi insurgents:
"They never stop thinking of ways of harming America, and neither do we."

In other entertainment news speculation continues on whether or not Janet Jackson, little sister of the King of Pop, has indeed married Jermaine Dupri. Jermaine Dupri made a name for himself in 1992 when he signed and produced the quadruple platinum teenage rappers Kriss Kross to his So So Def Record label. Throughout his career he has helped further the careers of a roster of talented artists with his platinum songwriting and production. These artists include Aaliyah, Bow Wow, Toni Braxton, Mariah Carey, Chingy, Da Brat, Destiny's Child, Dru Hill, Aretha Franklin, Janet Jackson, Jagged Edge, Jay-Z, Elton John, Lil' Kim, Ludacris, MC Lyte, Monica, Nas, Notorious B.I.G., Run DMC, Jessica Simpson, TLC, Tyrese, Usher, and Xcape, to name a few.

Speculation on Jackson's marital status to Dupri began this time last year. As her fans know information about Jackson's previous marriages never surfaced until after she and/or spouse filed for divorce. Stay tuned. We may hear she's havin' his baby.

I’m Clark Dark, ace investigative reporter for You Think What reporting from Montreal.