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Friday, June 08, 2007

Paris Hilton Released From Jail: Eat Your Heart Out L'il Kim!

When we received news of Paris Hilton's release from jail after serving only 3 days in the cooler, we immediately thought of L'il Kim, another renown female who was sentenced to serve time for some dangerous violation of the law. We believe both women were needlessly sentenced to the slammer. What benefit to society has been provided by having either of them incarcerated? L'il Kim is a rapper. Paris Hilton is a hotel heiress. Their imprisonment will not stop other rappers from doing what rappers and other entertainers do; nor will such confinement deter other heiresses from doing what they do. It hasn't slowed the Bush twins, or their cousins, in their quest to supplant their father's record for most debauched behavior by a Bush family member.

We think all of this is a big fat joke! It's kind of like Homelannd INSecurity...the security that keeps an Atlanta man diagnosed with a contagious disease from travelling around the world. The kind of INsecurity that keeps our borders safe from terrorists, guys with an especially dangerous strain of tuberculosis, and the boogeyman.

Too bad L'il Kim's last name isn't Hilton. She probably would have been in jail for a much shorter period of time.

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