Michael Vick Atlanta Falcons QB Indicted
Clark Dark, ace investigative report for YouThinkWhat has this update on Michael Vick's dog fighting case. Clark...
Thanks You. The 18 page indictment of Michael Vick (aka Ron Mexico) quarterback for the Atlanta Falcons includes charges of running a dogfighting operation and excessive abuse of animals. There are abominal allegations of the execution of under-performing dogs by the most appalling means.
Sources close to the investigation tell me mad dogs from all over the world are clamoring for an opportunity to testify against Vick and his associates in the operation.
Un-named sources tell me the witness list encompasses a wide variety of little known and well known dogs from popular television and cartoons. Some names in the line-up of those anxious to attest to their outrage about the charges are Scooby-doo, Blue, Lassie, Eddie (aka Moose) from the Frasier tv sit-com, Pound Puppies, to Astro flying in from some other galaxy to demand severe punishment for Vick.
Many of the canines ask the question: how would Vick like if he were threatened with severe beatings, or even worse execution for poor sports performance? Mr. Peabody of the famed Bullwinkle and Rocky Show wants to know if Vick would like to be forced to mate as many of the dogs were.
Snoopy from the Peanuts cartoon strip,Snuffles, Huckleberry Hound and Underdog are also expected to give testimony on behalf of the tragically abused animals.
This is Clark Dark.
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