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Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Aretha Franklin, Tina Turner, Beyonce, Heather Mills,Heidi Klum, Britney Spears: Clark Dark's Celebrity Round-Up

Here's Clark Dark with his latest edition of celebrity news.

Loyal readers, Clark Dark here to tell you of another title bestowed upon Aretha "The Queen of Soul" Franklin...does the "THE QUEEN OF SOUL" designation go after, before or in the middle of her name...?? The latest title to be given her majesty is "Empress of Music". That is how La Franklin's performance was introduced at the Nokia Theater in Los Angeles on Valentine's Day. Burk said Franklin did not perform any operatic arias so she did not lay claim to her entire kingdom, but it is clear As Rev. Al Sharpton stated during the MusiCares charity event at the Los Angeles Convention Centerprior to the Grammy show, "There's no doubt about who is the Queen." So let me try it on for size:
Ladies and gentlemen it is my pleasure to introduce to some and present to others that legendary song stylist, composer, the Empress of Music,"THE QUEEN OF SOUL" her regal highness of song Miss Aretha Franklin.
I like it. I like the sound and the feel of it, too.

Heidi Klum, also known as Mrs. Seal and mother of three children, says the beleaguered Britney Spears can come live with her family in their Beverly Hills, California home. Klum says, "She can call me and come live in our house with us for a couple of months. I would help set her straight." The model and host of reality television program Bravo's "Project Runway" who is married to the singer with one name also said,"I am sorry when a young person gets thrown so off track," Klum said, according to a transcript of an interview that will be aired Monday night by the German broadcaster ARD. "She has, of course, lived an extremely wild life." At the beginning of February Spears had been placed under a conservatorship by the commissioner of the Superior Court of Los Angeles County which is due to end March 10, 2008. Conservatorships are established when a court determines a person is incompetent to care for themself or their affairs. Spears often strange behavior over the past twelve months has been the topic of headline gossip worldwide. She has been confined twice this year to a psychiatric hospital.

Tina Turner, after her performance at last week's Grammys, has returned to her quiet lifestyle in Europe. Beyonce, if reports are to be believed "pigged out" on Valentine's Day consuming massive quantities of choclates, carbs and other sweets, while the world continues to discuss thenon-controversy that surfaced during the wards ceremony. We will not rehash the details here.

Reports from everywhere say Paul McCartney and model Heather Mills have worked out a deal for $110 million dollars. The agreement which has to be approved by the British high court begins with a lump sum payment to Mills of $20 million with annual payments of $2.7 million for both her daughter by Sir Paul, Beatrice, and Mills .

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