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We wanna tell you a story how back in the days of the wild, wild West, America was Bush-whacked in the year 2000 by Bush slandering McCain and stealing the election from Gore, and again in 2004 by stealing votes by the Bush Travelin’ Cornpone Show featurin’ the Republican neo-conservative wing.

Fast forward to today…Presidential Campaign 2008… Lost in the caboose is good old John McCain. He wasn’t good enough in 2000, what makes anyone think he is good enough now? This train is going backwards on the Bridge To Nowhere  real fast. Perhaps they knew they were going to lose and thought why not sacrifice John McCain again? Or perhaps it is a test to determine how stupid is too stupid. Ladies and gentlemen, lacking the intelligence or common sense of Forest Gump, John McCain. but remember even Forest did not become president though he did become rich like McCain.

Now voters the Bush-whack was bad enough for a disaster movie,  we sure don’t want to get train-wrecked in 2008 by the psychopathically insincere Peter Lorre smile of the John McCain Double Talk Slow Motion Stage Coach Train Wreck: Episode on the Precipice of Disaster. All Aboard! Trust me McCain as the conductor taking you down the tracks where  his pals have already blown the rails out out.

But don’t worry, little Annie Oakley can skin a Russian and start a war with a moose so there is absolutely no danger if the engineer should fall asleep or drop dead at the wheel now that the dead man break switch has been safely removed. Full Petroleum ahead. There is no doubt we’re in danger of going straight off the tracks with Nailin’ Pailin’ on board. Them Russkie ships sailing are into our hemisphere. Our missiles in Poland can blow out Moscow’s lights. Happy Birthday.

This is the perfect set up for the new guy.

If only the financial collapse had come about one hundred eighteen days later.  It would have been the sublime set up for Blame the new guy.

Somehow they are trying to do that anyway. Even though he “has no experience and according to the GOP has done absolutely nothing” nevertheless he is also to blame for everything that has gone wrong with the banks and the economy.  Barack Obama he’s that one, didn’t you know .

That’s right readers the Republican National Committee  (RNC) has spent $150,000 on clothing for vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin,  her husband and her five children. Included in this bill is the cost to makeover the family of seven from Alaska. This must be a record for shopping over a seven week period! (more…)

Word on the street, and unconfirmed reports in the blogosphere say the widow of President Ronald Reagan is expected to provide an endorsement of the Democrat candidate for president Barack Obama.

The whispers indicate Nancy Reagan’s support of the Democrat comes because JMack dumped her good friend his crippled first wife for the beer heiress hi current wife.

If this rumor becomes truth it will be a devastating blow to good old John McCain. McCain invokes the name and memory of the deceased president nearly as often as he speaks of having been a POW during the Viet Nam War. Republicans worship Ronald Reagan.

Stay tuned folks the Widow Reagan’s endorsement on the heels of General Powell’s endorsement could give a whole new meaning to the words, “October Surprise”.

Dr. Zbigniew Brzezinski on MSNBC’s Morning Joe program leaves Joe Scarborough speechless. We like Zibigy B and he talks plain. Even George Bush can comprehend what he’s saying. (more…)

Recent incidents of voter suppression in North Carolina and Texas have been reported.

What is voter suppression? According to the Wikipedia it is the use of governmental power, political campaign strategy, and private resources aimed at suppressing (i.e. reducing) the total vote of opposition candidacies instead of attempting to change likely voting behavior by changing the opinions of potential voters. This method is particularly effective if a significant amount of voters are intimidated individually because the voter might not consider his or her single vote important. (more…)

According to investigative reporter Greg Palast and law professor Bobby Kennedy, Jr. there are scum sucking low life election cheaters out and about who are ready to repeat the theft of our votes. In  the presidential elections of 2000 and 2004 we heard of the disenfranchisement of voters in Florida and Ohio. Now we are told it could happen in any of the remaining forty-eight states including Alaska!

What to do? VOTE EARLY! All states permit early voting. In Florida early voting begins today. In some other states early voting began last week.

Whatever you do, do not vote by mail. Kennedy and Palast say their research shows that votes by mail most often are Never Counted, especially votes from predominately black and urban areas.

So vote early. Voting early is the solution to preserving democracy in these United States so you can be watchful on election day to illegal challenges and attempts to provide provisional ballots that never get counted.

As the weeks wind down toward the end of the presidential race and the McCain campaign continues to ask the question, “Who is Barack Obama, really?” we are compelled to ask “Who in the world is Sarah Palin?”

We’ve been getting to know Barack Obama, his wife Michelle and their darling daughters, for nearly two years. We’re not disappointed with what we’ve seen of their display of poise and character under pressure. Not surprisingly to many we deem Obama very presidential. We are dismayed with what we’ve noted about good old John McCain and company. We say JMack should spend some of Cindy’s money to enroll in charm school. He’s not very presidential. He’s not even very good model of a congressional representative.

We’ve only known of McCain’s choice for veep of scant five or six weeks. We’d like to know where she gets off asking about Senator Obama when she, Sarah “Pit Bull in Lipstick Hockey Mom” Palin
is completely unknown to us. As Jon Stewart said she’s come out of the back woods. She’s definitely an unknown quantity on the national political scene. She was known as a popular governor, but not a really bright star on the political horizon. We’re hoping she’ll be as memorable as Mary “France” LeTulle. (more…)

In the following video from JedReport we are reminded it was Senator Barack Obama the Democrat running for POTUS who predicted back in July 2008 the sometimes loyal opposition would give negatory. Last week it was even announced by the McCain campaign officials the plan for the next several weeks is to be all negative, all the time despite the impending economic disaster. It was reported the Obama campaign is about 30-35 percent negative on the scale which measures which candidate is less positive and continues to discuss the issues foremost on the minds of Americans.

As you will see in the video, the actions of the desperate, provides proof of this prediction as a reality:

Many of us have heard about John McCain’s inability to control his anger. There have been whispers during this campaign of how he angrily and in a public display disrespected his wife calling her nasty names.

Journalists and politicians who’ve worked with McCain, along with constituents and military professionals have all attested to his incapability to manage his anger;  this character flaw has not been fully disclosed to the public. (more…)

There are some in the Blogosphere who would say there was a less than civil exchange between the two candidates and their wives following the debate on Tuesday evening in Nashville, Tennessee.

Our cracked team of researchers have found video from C-Span’s video archive to dispel any notions of rancor that may have been read into what took place following the second presidential debate between Republican John McCain and Democrat Barack Obama. (more…)