Toyotas As Terrorists: Japanese Carmakers Trying To Harm American Drivers!
Mar 26, 2010 in We Think
Japanese auto makers, still angry about the loss to America of the Second World War, are now unleashing their revenge on the American driving public with terrorist Toyotas, nasty Nissans, and horny Hondas; none of which know when to stop!
We hear they will be installing plastic brake pedals made from really hard plastic. You remember-flashback to forty or fifty years ago like the toys made in Japan were of a hard plastic substance so hard it would splinter and shatter into a gazillion pieces. Today in the 21st Century modern technology brings you brakes guaranteed to break when you step on the pedal to apply them. (more…)
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