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Toyotas As Terrorists: Japanese Carmakers Trying To Harm American Drivers!
Japanese auto makers, still angry about the loss to America of the Second World War, are now unleashing their revenge on the American driving public with terrorist Toyotas, nasty Nissans, and horny Hondas; none of which know when to stop!
We hear they will be installing plastic brake pedals made from really hard plastic. You remember-flashback to forty or fifty years ago like the toys made in Japan were of a hard plastic substance so hard it would splinter and shatter into a gazillion pieces. Today in the 21st Century modern technology brings you brakes guaranteed to break when you step on the pedal to apply them.
We can only hope in the future we don’t have terrorist airplanes such as Erratic Airbus; or sabotage of our own airliners from Boeing to Boing! Even now there are rumors of the existence of a terrorist web site supporting Boing-boing! Has anybody ever thought of this? What do we do if all the machines and all the computers from China turn into terrorist tools?! You know Trojan Horse style? “Dude we’re screwed!”
The Japanese auto manufacturers have gone to elaborate lengths to hide the fact killing Americans who purchased Japanese made cars instead of American made cars like GM and Ford, or Hummer. Goodness knows those U.S. vehicles have never been built in a manner to endanger the lives of fellow Americans. These cars are made by the hands of proud Americans,; people you know. They could be your neighbor or the man or woman in line with you at the supermarket.
It’s a worldwide plot to infiltrate our machines. As the “thick plotens” we can say never mind to germ warfare, or the WMDs. The mastermind of this nefarious scheme says “We can get’em through the imports!”
The only solution we offer is to boycott everything. Get rid of the plasma teevee; toss away the iPod, iPad, iphone. No more household appliances, computers, stereos, DVD players, shoes clothing or phones; and please relieve yourself of that foreign car made in Japan. Everything we use is comes from some other place- usually in Asia. In the end it’s not our fault the foreign terrorists have chosen to take advantage of the fact we no longer make anything.
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