Republican John McCain Wins Election!…Rigs Voting Machines For Wrong Day
Sep 26, 2008 in comedy, You think so
Friday Night, September 26, 2008 Pre-Mature Election Results
From the McCain Campaign
John McCain had a decisive win tonight. He collected the majority of the votes cast nationwide. He led Senator Obama by fifty-two percent to forty-eight percent.
He began celebrating immediately, but unfortunately that celebration was cut short when Joe Lieberman came over to whisper in his ear, “The election is not until tomorrow.” To which McCain said, “You mean we have to rig the voting machines all over again?” (more…)