BigotPalooza Update: Road Show Adds Haley Barbour, Terry Jones, Megan McCain Other Favored “Moderates” Names To The Bill
You read it here first…word on the street is the producers of the upcoming BigotPalooza have added more names to the upcoming performance schedule.
When the political road show comes to your town, and according to our sources it will be coming to a public venue near you before November 2010 Election Day, that religious zealot and xenophobe extraordinaire, Terry Jones of Gainesville, Florida will be included on the program.
We also hear Elisabeth Hasselbeck and Ann Coulter will be joining the rodeo clown from Fox News Channel and the soon to be retired from radio, (oh we can only hope it is true) Dr. Laura “I-Don’t-Even-Play-A-Real-Doctor-On-Teevee ” $chlessinger , and that gubernatorial terror from Alaska, the Grizzly Bear’s Momma, Railin’ Palin, promising to do Renditions of all her Greatest hits from her latest album “Beyond the Pale” starring the “Just Say No Choir” with backup by Illegal Alienation.
If this is true it promises to be the political event of the year featuring America’s favorite bigots. In some circles they are called moderates. At YouThinkWhat we call’em what they are: bigots.
Just because a person doesn’t want to lynch a Muslim, Mexican, or Negro does not make the person a moderate.
We also have heard the governor of Mississippi, Haley Barbour, has been asked to participate in this event because of his innovative racist revisionist history of the Repuglican participation in the Civil Rights Movement and southern politics during that time.
Obviously in his selective memory no recollection of those Democrat southern pols exists; they were known as Dixie-crats. Our history books and testimony from those who witnessed the fervor surrounding the signing of the 1964 Civil Rights Act into Law saythe disaffection of the Dixiecrats occured almost over night. In fact it was President Lyndon B. Johnson who said the Dems had “lost the South for a generation.”
Megan McCain, our sources tell us, has also been invited because she’s promoting her new book and because she loves the late Arizona senator Barry Goldwater. Check the senatorial record for the names of those who voted against the civil rights legislation that became law. Barry Goldwater opposed the landmark legislation. He ran against Johnson and lost. Goldwater carried his home state of Arizona, and five other states. History tells us this was the first time since the Reconstruction era voters of Alabama, Georgia, Louisiana, Mississippi, and South Carolina not only voted for a Republican candidate for president; it was the first time Southern voters chose the GOP as the party that could best represent their racial complaints.
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