Breaking News: New Economy Airline Hot Air Announces Passengers Fly For Free
Newly formed Hot Airline says passengers will fly for free. The new economy airline company’s slogan: “Bringing you the new economy.”
Some other Hot Airline innovations are pay per sheet toilet paper on flights; pay per water usage for hand washing; pay for hot water for hand washing; pay for hand dryer; pay per paper towels; pay per seat larger than 6 inches; pay for reclining seat; pay for light off; pay for music off; pay for meal; pay for utensils to eat meal-your choice fork or spoon; pay for napkin-cloth is extra; pay for
tray removal; pay for landing, and of course pay for deplaning the aircraft itself.
In the new economy the service is free. It’s the options that cost you.
Coming soon: Expressways that are free to enter, but the price keeps goin’ up to get off!
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