BREAKING NEWS: Vatican Mystery Solved! Satan Made Priests Molest Boys
At long last the mystery of why Roman Catholic priests molested young boys, and a few young girls, for at least the past fifty years has been solved.
The Vatican’s chief exorcist for 25 years, 85 year old Father Gabriele Amorth says:
“When one speaks of ‘the smoke of Satan’ [a phrase coined by Pope Paul VI in 1972] in the holy rooms, it is all true – including these latest stories of violence and paedophilia.”
As the president of honour of the Association of Exorcists, Father Amorth attributes 70,000 cases of demonic possession to the consequences of satanic infiltration. This includes power struggles at the Vatican along with “cardinals who do not believe in Jesus, and bishops who are linked to the Demon”.
No doubt it’s the devil in the details as to why so many Roman Catholics do not practice their beliefs nor regularly attend weekly services or confession.
And there you have it. The Vatican’s version of unsolved mysteries; only this time the mystery has been solved.
The devil made them do it!
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