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Literacy Challenged? Dudes With Books At Your Service
In light of the current nationwide crisis in education YTW has come up with an innovation to solve those post graduate blues. You can rely on YTW to be always the leaders of innovative solutions to societal problems. We see the current education gap as the Bush family sees it. It is an entrepreneurial opportunity to exploit the undereducated people of our society. And so we present
DUDES WITH BOOKS (DBW) “We can read even when you can’t.”
Can’t read that notice of job termination? Unable to comprehend the Wal-Mart insurance benefits covering your life with no benefit to your survivors? You didn’t know the note on your door is an eviction notice? Did not know the reason those sparks are flying inside your new microwave oven is because you can’t read the instructions directing you not operate it with metal pans inside? Do you live in Alablama, Arkansa, Florida, Mississippi or Louisiana we have the Special
DUDES WITH BOOKS Program designed just for your unique needs!
We’ll read to you. If you can not read above a 5th grade level. Let DUDES WITH BOOKS help. No comprehension–no problem…DUDES WITH BOOKS
can help
Basic math functions, addition, subtraction, division and multiplication too much for your brain to comprehend? Dudes with Books to the rescue. They’ll do any calculation and help solve your problem…even simple word problems are no provocation for Dudes with Books. They’ll even tell you how much change from a dollar you’ll receive on a transaction of 96 cents; or if you are the cashier how much to give the customer when they’ve given one dollar and one penny on a 96 cents purchase.
Dudes with Books will only assist those who’ve graduated the basic 12 years of study, high school. Acceptance to a major college or university does not prohibit you from using DWB services. Not available for currently matriculating public school students in grades K through 12.
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IMPORTANT NOTICE: We have revised our policy of not reading to students currently enrolled in public schools because it isn’t fair. Just because the teacher can’t read to you doesn’t mean we cannot. It hardly seems fair if the teacher is unable to read the student shouldn’t have an opportunity to be protected from teachers without a clue.
DUDES WITH BOOKS coming to a school district near you. Helping you because the teachers couldn’t.
For extreme cases ask about Bad-ass Dudes With Books you’ll learn if we have to shove it down your throats and we will.
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