Paula Abdul As Poised As A Ringling Brothers Circus Acrobat

Clark Dark with the latest on American Idol's "nice judge":

Recently it was reported Paula Abdul tripped over her dog and injured her nose.
Seems La Abdul has an injury every year to that part of her anatomy. As you may recall last year, 2006, it was an alleged physical altercation between Abdul and some man named Jim Lefkowitz at a private party which caused Abdul to have a damaged proboscis. For the record Lefkowitz lawyer denies his client had any contact with Abdul, calling press reports of a fight outrageous and utterly false.

This year I am happy to report she merely tripped over her pet, a small Chihuahua, named Tulip. The representative for the popular American Idol judge said,

"She tripped to avoid stepping on Tulip, one of her Chihuahuas."

Abdul was left bruised and with a fractured toe and broken nose after she tripped over her dog.

"I took a nasty fall ... trying not to hurt my dog. I bruised myself on my arm ... my chest, my waist all the way down to my hip. All from my little chubby Tulip,"- Paula Abdul describing her injuries from a fall after tripping over her dog.

I have been told by people who should know, Abdul accomplished this feat without spilling one drop of her cocktail!

I'm Clark Dark, ace investigative reporter for YouThinkWhat!

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