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Saturday, October 01, 2005

How to Reduce....


In recent days William J. Bennett, recovering gambling addict, former cabinet advisor and secretary of education under the Reagan administration, stated on his syndicated radio program, "Morning in America" that:
...I do know that it's true that if you wanted to reduce crime, you could, if that were your sole purpose, you could abort every black baby in this country and your crime rate would go down. That would be an impossible, ridiculous, and morally reprehensible thing to do, but your crime rate would go down.
(Bill is a very controversial fellow. He seems to agree with a theory posited by the authors of "Freakonomics". Bennett has previously stated that beheading drug dealers is "morally plausible". )

As ridiculous as this statement about aborting black babies and its relation to the crime rate is, even Mr. Bennett admitted it is repugnant, we've decided to apply the logic to other troublesome areas of our society. For example: If all persons of any color were aborted there would be fewer people and thus the crime rate would decline.

Another example is: if all businesses were to utilize robots to perform all the work there would be there would be a great savings for all businesses because they would have no employees. Of course no one would have any money to buy anything either. Likewise if all products were made overseas.

Or how bout this: If only whites had stopped procreating one hundred years ago we would not have the problems we have today, nor would there be any whites around to complain about it.

This one is my favorite: If all pin-headed, blow-hard, commentators such as Bennet, Limbaugh and their ilk had not been conceived the airwaves would have fewer pin-headed, blow-hard, commentators.

Yes, it is all their parents fault. If only they hadn't been so randy, lecherous and indecently inclined, what a pleasant black society this would be.

I'm Henry Gandolph, that's what I think.

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