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Friday Night, September 26, 2008 Pre-Mature Election Results
From the McCain Campaign

John McCain had a decisive win tonight.  He collected the majority of the votes cast nationwide. He led Senator Obama by fifty-two percent to forty-eight percent.

He began celebrating immediately, but unfortunately that celebration was cut short when Joe Lieberman came over to whisper in his ear, “The election is not until tomorrow.” To which McCain said, “You mean we have to rig the voting machines all over again?” (more…)

Now that you’ve seen her coach here’s video of the MooseSkinner giving a sports report on television.  Note the “big hair” style of the time. Watch the left eye…it’s fascinating. As we watched we were waiting for her to say “guys” or “gals”. Enjoy.

We’re sure you remember this lovely young lady. At the time of this recording she was 18 years-old.  She spoke of wanting to become a graphics designer for special effects, but we think she’s found another gig working with Republican governor, Queen of the Moosekill, Sarah (the Terrah) Palin.

Watch the video…notice any resemblance in the vocal presentation? It is shameful when an elected official in the office of governor is as effective a public speaker as an inexperienced 18 year-old. It is equally as shameful when the POTUS is on par in verbal communications with an average 18 year-old.

When we referenced JMack as a caped economics superhero we thought of the animated cartoon character Mighty Mouse and not the current popular superheroes such as Batman or Ironman.

Using a video of the late comedian Andy Kaufman here’s our salute to good old John McCain. 

We agree with Craig Ferguson. Ferguson as you may recall is the Scottish-American television host of the Late Late Show on CBS, a program which follows The Late Show With David Letterman.

One of our favorite contemporary late-night tv funnymen, David Letterman, asked the question:

“Is it just me, or does Sarah Palin look like a model for LensCrafters? “

We’ll let you decide, readers. (more…)