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Here’s a ditty dedicated to all of you who will be flying domestic or international flights during this Christmas holiday season. The tune is a parody of the Bing Crosby favorite, “I’ll Be Home For Christmas”; the special lyrical twist is supplied by the mellow holiday musical stylings of Roxi Copland. Enjoy!

This is the Bush family’s final Christmas in the White House. As their gift to the nation along with a failing economy and two wars in far away places that our country can not possibly win without completely obliterating the planet, the family has recently released a video of the White House holiday environment from the canine viewpoint of Barney–White House terrier and his companion female terrier. (more…)

If you are like us and the millions of other Americans who were shocked, awed and disappointed when Iraqi journalist Muntadhar al-Zaidi missed his target after he tossed both his shoes at George Bush during a recent news conference in Baghdad we are happy to report there is a way to relieve your frustration and disappointment. (more…)

We’ve waited to provide our analysis of why John McCain, America’s hero’s hero, maverick, fighting, Republican candidate for POTUS, was unsuccessful.

After listening to people who think they are a lot smarter than we are tell the nation that Governor Sarah the Terrah Palin is to blame for the loss, we have our explanation for why on January 20, 2009 anytime after high noon on that Tuesday whenever the band plays “Hail To The Chief” it will be for America’s first black president and not its oldest curmudgeon. (more…)

Whether Democrat or Republican or independent here’s a video to enjoy.

Sarah Palin. You either love her or hate her. She is often the butt of liberal leftist jokes like the one that goes “How do you make Sarah Palin’s eyes shine? Shine a flashlight in her ears!”

The story of how two Canadian comics made a phone call to La Palin  wherein she gushed as she spoke to a man with a fake French accent as he was introducing himself as French president Nicholas Sarkozy is just one more example of how a woman who came from the wooded frozen tundra of Alaska is not ready for prime time politics. (more…)

Friday Night, September 26, 2008 Pre-Mature Election Results
From the McCain Campaign

John McCain had a decisive win tonight.  He collected the majority of the votes cast nationwide. He led Senator Obama by fifty-two percent to forty-eight percent.

He began celebrating immediately, but unfortunately that celebration was cut short when Joe Lieberman came over to whisper in his ear, “The election is not until tomorrow.” To which McCain said, “You mean we have to rig the voting machines all over again?” (more…)

Now that you’ve seen her coach here’s video of the MooseSkinner giving a sports report on television.  Note the “big hair” style of the time. Watch the left eye…it’s fascinating. As we watched we were waiting for her to say “guys” or “gals”. Enjoy.

We’re sure you remember this lovely young lady. At the time of this recording she was 18 years-old.  She spoke of wanting to become a graphics designer for special effects, but we think she’s found another gig working with Republican governor, Queen of the Moosekill, Sarah (the Terrah) Palin.

Watch the video…notice any resemblance in the vocal presentation? It is shameful when an elected official in the office of governor is as effective a public speaker as an inexperienced 18 year-old. It is equally as shameful when the POTUS is on par in verbal communications with an average 18 year-old.

When we referenced JMack as a caped economics superhero we thought of the animated cartoon character Mighty Mouse and not the current popular superheroes such as Batman or Ironman.

Using a video of the late comedian Andy Kaufman here’s our salute to good old John McCain.