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Many people are outraged by the government’s charges against Atlanta quarterback Michael Vick who recently has been indicted for his alleged participation in an illegal dog fighting ring and abuse of the animals. If only as many people, spineless federal legislative Democrat representatives included, were as outraged by the behavior of the leader of our nation and the free world, George Walker Bush. (more…)

A rash of Elvis sightings later this month may be the result of the arrival in stores of the WowWee Alive Elvis. This product is an animatronic bust of Elvis with infrared eyes and lips that are synchronized to music.

WowWee Alive Elvis can look you square in the eye. This thing can tilt its head and sing as only Elvis can “Love Me Tender” heard through the speakers located in its shoulders.

Created by George York, who is an inventor, the animated reproduction of Elvis Presley uses forensic reconstruction techniques and guidance from Graceland to make up this robotic version of Elvis in his prime. There are nine motors for head movements and facial gestures, plus four levers dedicated to the upper lip for that afmous sneer. All of these devices are located under the rubbery skin. The remote is microphone-shaped; it lets you adjust the volume, select the songs or switch between talking and singing modes.

Alive Elvis, available at Sharper Image stores and at Graceland for about $300. This super doll comes with a plug-in cartridge with eight songs and 37 phrases recorded by an Elvis impersonator. Three audio jacks, for playing music through the speakers, or to patch in a microphone just in case you want to karaoke and brush up your own Elvis impersonation in preparation for the office Halloween or Christmas party.

So when we heard Vick had retained high profile, highly competent Billy Martin to represent him in this lawsuit filed by the federal government, our first thought ” Billy Martin, the Yankees manager? Nah! He’s deceased, and he’s no lawyer.” Our second thought was, “This is really serious for Michael Vick.”

Actually we are acquainted with this Billy Martin. He’s an outstanding legal mind whom we met during his years at the University of Cincinnati Law School.

We had heard through our social contacts of Martin’s varied successes in the courtroom including his work on the Jason Williams case. We wish him success in representing this celebrity athlete.

We wish to extend our sincere congratulations to Barry Lamar Bonds. You did it! We knew you could do it, too.

As soon as we’d heard the predictions from the baseball experts as to if and when you’d do it we were confident you could and you would do it. (more…)

Newt Gingrich, former Republican Speaker of the US House of Representatives seems to be trying to make a comeback….as a Republican ideologically and philosophically speaking as a Democrat. (more…)

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