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De-Elitification: Apply for Certification Today!
As noted by cartoonist Mark Fiore in his current political animation, “De-Elitification“, a new day is dawning in America where the split between left and right will cease to be. We will be lead through the De-elitification process by someone like Fiore’s cartoon character R.G. Lardbottom, (the R.G. stands for Regular Guy) who is hellbent on purging the nation of elites.
When we first heard the term used to describe Barack Obama, we immediately thought it was code for “Negro candidate” or “BMR” which means “Black Man Running”. We even thought it was used instead of the less socially acceptable term “uppity” to describe educated BlackAmericans; that is until the congressman from Georgia used it.
Our research shows the word “Elite” is defined in dictionaries from Random House, Princeton University, American Heritage and Merriam Webster as “The best or most skilled members of a group.” In 2000 with manipulated voting results and the assistance of the highest court in the land we had the first candidate of “the entitled but successfully promoted de-elitified” win the office of POTUS. Again in 2004 we told the world as Americans we no longer wish to be represented by those who are truly the best and the brightest.
Until now there was no way to identify the advocates of the de-elitification process. Now you can! Just show you’re fully de-elitification certified by displaying your card stating you are a De-Elitist. Collect ’em! Swap ’em with your friends!
Some cards are:
The “Jethro Bodine For President” card…remember he went to Oxford…Oxford Elementary school in Oxford Mississippi. “Dumb As You†card or the “Honorary Bubba Dumb” card. The popular “There’s Nothing Worse Than A Dumb Negro—Except A Smart One” certification. You’ll find The Special Circumstance certification: “You Must Be One of Us Because You’re So Damned Stupid” very useful on a daily basis.
Get ’em for your family! Order one for your sister-in-law who thinks she’s so much better than you because she improved her life without benefit of boots or the straps to pull herself up. Just because she has a job as an administrative assistant to the senior administrative assistant of a bank does not mean she is too good to receive the “There Must Be Someone Stupider Than Me And You’re It” certification.
Let the nation and the world know you don’t want no stinkin’ elites no where in this country. When it comes to facin’ down Putin or Ahmadinejad or that Korean fella you want to be representated by the mediocre or worse. Show the world you’re really stupid and you support the stupid people as well as the ignorant and illiterate. Be officially confirmed as a supporter of de-elitification. Get your card today!
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