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The RNC Contempt And You
Here’s our read on the contempt the Republican National Committee has for you Joe Sixpack, Jane T. Teacher, Jack Landscape Gardner, Frank Patrolman, Bob The Builder, Dora The Explorer and Tommy The Tank Engine….
We could have given you money to save your home or business, but instead we’re giving you, our vice presidential candidate, Sarah Palin’s used jacket…estimated retail value five thousand dollars.
Now you Miss Old Lady, all you needed was about one or two thousand dollars to stay in your home. We’re not going to give you that. We’re gooing to give you Sarah Palin’s previously worn shoes…they’re Jimmy Choo’s don’tcha know! Estimated retail value five hundred dollars. They may not fit but at least when you get evicted no one can say you were left out in the cold shoeless and barefooted.
Attention younger ladies…haven’t had any food for several weeks? We have a special today just for you. Sarah Palin’s bra and panties. They may not fit, but just imagine all the men you can meet when you tell them you’re wearing Sarah Palin’s bra and panties. Maybe they’ll even feed you.
Hey kids, can’t afford schoolbooks, pencils, pens, backpacks, the bus, or lunch ? What you need is Sarah Palin’s daughter’s Louis Vuitton purse. The seven year old loves the balance of the handbag as she frolics across the airport tarmac. The retail price range for this designer bag begins at $790 and may top off around $1,020 to $1,480.
We agreed with Blanche Africa Reilly Dark when she said: “I’ll bet that bag wasn’t purchased from some Manhattan street vendor, knock-off warehouse or flea market!”
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