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Tiger Woods Object Of New Class Action Lawsuit
Thursday, December 24th, 2009 @ 8:08 pm | We Think
The newly disclosed remarks of Swedish pro golfer Helen Alfredsson who allegedly says she knew about Tiger Woods’ affairs last summer prompts us to make the following report that will further shock the world of professional golf.
Word on the street is one, as yet, unidentified female has filed a class action lawsuit against PGA legend and sexual Hall ‘O’ Fame playa Tiger Woods.
The law suit is being filed on behalf of all the women who want a chunk of Woods’ one billion dollar worth. The onus is on Woods, the champion professional golfer and married legendary cheater, to prove he did not sleep with *all women.
* The world’s total female population is more than 3 billion. It is estimated there are more than 6 and a half billion people on the planet.
The law suit filed in an unnamed U.S. court jurisdiction asks that all women be entitled to a portion of Tiger Woods’ assets unless he can prove he did not sleep with them.
As with the weapons of mass destruction it is hard to prove that what did not happen, did not happen, especially because it could ‘ve.
Some enterprising individuals are now printing slogans on tee shirts in expectation of great sales. The front of the shirt reads “I Slept With Tiger Woods” and on the back it reads, “It’s time to collect, Baby!”
In the media this is being called the ” ‘Ho’ Down Shake Down ”
Stay tuned folks as the thick plottens….
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