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TSA Employment Applications Surge Among Females Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab Is The Reason
Monday, December 28th, 2009 @ 7:45 pm | We Think
This just in….Transportation Security Administration (TSA) says it’s receiving an overwhelming number of job applications from females who wish to work at security check points at American air terminals around the country.
After it was reported the Christmas Day bomber, 23 year-old Umar Farouk Abdul Mutallab, had fashioned the explosive into the shape of an extra long penis, the TSA has been inundated with applications for employment by females wanting to work as security checkers at the gates.
TSA is considering hiring these females because it believes men might not look at the penis closely enough to determine if it is real or not.
TSA is also now warning to beware of terrorist bombers with plastic breasts, amputees with fake legs and anyone with excessively long fake nails. All of these items can be lighted and used an endangerment to the flying public.
It’s also being reported Al Qaeda has adopted as its anthem the song, made popular by Jose Feliciano and later by the Doors, “Come One Baby Light My Fire”.
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