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In the U. S. You Can Be An Honorary White Person
Wednesday, September 19th, 2007 @ 11:38 pm | Civil Rights, Democrats, Education, Media, Republicans, US Politics, We Think, You think so
With all this talk about racial in justice we’ve noticed the injustice isn’t just for us anymore. As that famous comedian, the late “Ach-cha-cha chaa” man with the large proboscis, Jimmy Durante would say, “Everybody wants to get into the act!”
Fact is law enforcement and governments all over this nation have begun to go after John and Jane Citizens in the same way they would unjustly treat blacks, and other minoritiy persons.
So we say if you are of means and you are black, Asian, Native American, or hispanic you should apply today for the new honorary white person designation.
Different levels.. Dupont, Carnegie, Vanderbilt, Rockefellar, Kennedy, Donald Trump, Warren Buffet, Bill Gates.
Some famous people of color who have this very special designation are:
Robert Johnson, Robert Johnson’s former wife Sheila Johnson is on the list, too along with Magic Johnson, some other minority billionaire athletes and entertainers and of course Oprah Winfrey…can you name others? We can’t because to attain this distinction you must have real assets totalling more than one billion USD. They are the only people of color and of note whom we know can meet the money criterior to have this title bestowed upon them for the price starting at 200million USD.
So if you want to be an honorary white person in America and you desire to be treated as an equal with all of your sontitutional rights in tact, make application today. Be sure to bring along proof of your financial standing.
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