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The Obama Tire Pressure Gauge Meets The JackMc Drill
In response to John McCain’s campaign fund raising efforts using the so-called “Obama Tire Pressure Gauge” as a gift for contributions of $25 or more to the old-guy-with-white-hair’s quest for the White House, the creative minds at YouThinkWhat present the “McCain Drill”.
To quote the fund raising page on the old cat’s web site: “John McCain says we need offshore oil drilling and we need it now….Senator Obama’s solution to high gas prices is telling Americans to make sure their tires are inflated”
“John McCain says we need to drill now!”
“John McCain, drilling where we’ve never drilled before. Drilling in all the virgin territories. No virgin territory will be left unspoiled.”
“With your handy dandy John McCain Drill you can drill in the back yard; you can drill in the ocean; you can drill everywhere you can think of. And before you know it you will be rich because as you know we all need oil.”
Just $199.95 for the Good Old John McCain Drill. It’s worth a hell of a lot more than a Barack Obama tire gauge. And by the way if you order now we will also include A John McCain tire pump, in case your tires run out of air, a tow rope, plus the sign ‘Will Work Or Barter For Gas’ which McCain believes you will need if Barack wins in November.
With global warming and other ecological concerns regularly in the headlines we are not surprised a friend of the environment such as JackMc would dream of drilling offshore. He needs a black tarry covering for that white skin, and say if he gets covered up enough he might even win some of the votes for Obama.
Drilling for oil only 50 miles from the beautiful sandy coastline of Florida could turn us all black. It would certainly eliminate the race controversy. Just imagine how many more black people there could be if there were a big oil spill off the coast of Florida. All you white people will have the chance to turn into Mickey Mouse.
Get the McCain Drill, JackMc Drill, because drilling’s good for you, and your old lady. Use it to drill for oil in your own backyard; use it to drill on the neighbors lawn; use it to drill on the golf course, and you won’t even have to pay those sky-high prices at the local fueling station. You can be your own OPEC or Carlyle Group or Mobil-Exxon or Exxon-Mobil or whatever name they’re going by these days.
The JackMc Drill can be yours for a contribution of only $200, because once you start drillin’ you’re sure to be rich. We look forward to a bunch of *a-holes drillin’ a bunch of a-holes.
*Editor’s note: an a-hole is a McCain Drill oil hole that has no gas.
I am Henry Gandolph and Obama campaign officials have permission to use this idea and the graphic.
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