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What Are John McCain’s Wonderful Personality Traits?
Friday, September 12th, 2008 @ 9:55 am | You think so
Since this contest is about personality we’ve tried to determine the preferential personality qualities of good old Jack Mack the Republican candidate better known as John McCain.
Here’s what we concluded after a recent YouThinkWhat brainstorming session:
He’s good looking…Not! He’s dashing…Not. Witty…Not!
Comical…Not intentionally. Intelligent…Not.
What single quality has he got? He’s white. That’s reassuring. This is the man whose goofy smile looks to us like the axe murderer’s just before he gets you, or the very toothy grin of the late Bela Lugosi when he played the starring role of Count Dracula in the old vampire films.
He wouldn’t even make a good Santa Claus, though he looks quite like the Grinch, especially with the green backdrop. How would you like to wake up and look at his face?
Do you think he could comfort your grandchildren without scaring them every time? If he were a teacher wouldn’t you be afraid he’s the dude in the raincoat? In fact he’s the dude in the raincoat if you saw him in an alley. Just what has he got goin’ for him? Oh yeah, he’s not black.
It has to be that, because in this country of 300 million there’s gotta be a better white man with more desirable personal qualities than him.
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