INTERVIEW: Man Who Patted Beyonce’s Butt
During her performance of ‘Irreplaceable’ in June at Copenhagen’s Forum venue, Beyonce – clad in a blue bedazzled bodysuit – approached the front of the stage to share the microphone with her fans so they could sing along to her hit song. (We really do not like when music artists share the microphone with the audience unless the artist is Jeffrey Osborne, ‘member him– he’s still kickin’ it, and we’re singing “The Woo-Woo-Woo Song”.)
However, one audacious male audience member became rambunctious when he reached out to pat the superstar’s ‘Bootylicious’ backside.
The fierce feminist, Mrs Carter, clearly wasn’t about to allow any other than her husband Jay-Z touch ”this jelly”, wheeling around to scold the lecherous concert-goer.
The moment, caught on camera and subsequently posted on YouTube, sees her announce, ”I will have you escorted out right now, alright?”, before swiftly resuming her performance.
When we heard the reports of an overzealous fan touching Beyonce's posterior during a recent performance of her Mrs. Carter World Tour, we admittedly began to imagine what this anonymous man would say if we were fortunate to nab an exclusive interview with the chap.
We imagine it would go something like this:
You Think What Henry T. Gandolph, Site AdminisKrator: What did it feel like?
Anonymous Man Who Slapped Beyonce's Butt: Like butt!
YTW: Butt? What did *that* butt feel like?
AMWSBB: Kinda firm, kinda soft.
YTW: Are you saying Beyonce's butt felt soft?
AMWSBB: Well...I didn't really feeel it.
YTW: What did you feeel?
AMWSBB: My hand kinda bounced off.
YTW: That sounds kinda firm to me.
AMWSBB: It was in between.
YTW: Sounds to me you're imagining where you'd like to be.
AMWSBB: That's you're imagination, not mine.
YTW: What were you thinking when she said, "I will have you escorted out right now, alright?''
AMWSBB: Like yeah. Alright, I'll escort You anywhere!
YTW: There you have it folks...our exclusive interview with the Anonymous Beyonce Butt Slapper. (ABBS)
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