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Readers of this blog, your kind attention please! This breaking news story from our ace investigative celebrity/entertainment and gossip news reporter Clark Dark. Clark....

Thanks You. Paris Hilton has penned a 'sorry' note to ex best friend Nicole Richie in a bid to end their fall-out. The multi-millionaire heiress wrote the letter to her 'The Simple Life' co-star after mutual friends persuaded her to put a stop to their "petty" row.

A source close to the blonde revealed: "Paris just wanted to call things a day after friends stepped in and told her she was being petty." Neither Hilton nor Richie has disclosed waht caused the rift between the two former best friends.

Seems this missive from Paris is a tad too late. On Thursday it was revealed the pair's hit TV show was axed. The Fox network has pulled the plug on a fourth season of "The Simple Life", saying, in a statement, "We did not see a place for 'The Simple Life' on our schedule this season."

Paris Hilton, 24, and socialite Nicole Richie, daughter of multi-platinum singer, composer Lionel Richie, became famous in 2003 when they removed themselves from their pampered existences to live a simple life with normal families and work regular jobs.

Studio bosses at 20th Century Fox Television are hopeful they may continue the show on another channel, saying, "We're disappointed that 'The Simple Life' will not continue on Fox where it has performed so well, but we believe this series is still a dynamic and valuable franchise."

I'm Clark Dark reporting for YouThinkWhat.

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Conclusions Drawn from Previous Reports by Henry Gandolph

The Census Study on Marriage and Fertility in the US states:
"Those near the East and West coasts generally wait longer to get married than those in Middle America. Generally later marriage is very strongly associated with higher levels of education." In the report posted here, David Popenoe, co-director of the National Marriage Project at Rutgers University says,"That's why people in the Northeast have such a late age of marriage."

HG's Conclusion: People in the East and the West are smarter than the people in Middle America.

The same study also found that "Southerners are the least likely to live together" without the benefit of marriage.

HG's Conclusion: They may be the least likely, but many Southerners do live together before marriage.

One-fifth of all new mothers in California either did not speak English well or did not speak it at all.

HG's Conclusion: This is probably why they are new mothers. English as a Second Language classes are in order for these women. Learn to just say "NO!"

Fifteen percent of all new mothers in the U.S. were not citizens.

HG's Conclusion: Women from other nations are giving birth to their children here in the US. I wonder where they most often come from? I wonder why they travel here to give birth?

Hispanics had the highest birth rates, while non-Hispanic whites had the lowest birth rate.

HG's Conclusion: This means the white people need to get busy if they ever hope to keep up.

In Little Rock, Arkansas a few days ago Michelle Duggar delivered her 16th child, and she's already thinking about doing it again.

HG's Conclusion:In reference to the previous conclusion..this woman can not do it alone. Although Michelle and her husband, Jim Bob, should be commended for certainly trying to do their part and more they should not have to bear the respnsibility of populating the entire nation.

Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick, also known as "Big Diamond", due to the rather large gem in his left ear, has decided to stop wearing his trademark diamond earring. 35-year-old Kilpatrick, who is locked in a tight race for re-election, said, "As long as I'm mayor of this town, I'll never put it back in."

HG's Conclusion: Firstly you've made a promise that some people will expect you to keep. Should you win re-election you can not be seen wearing the earring just because you're not acting in an official capacity as mayor. Secondly, if I lived in Detroit I would've voted for you, but now that you've caved, well...My vote doesn't count but I'm willing to bet there are some voters who feel as I do.

Conclusions reached by the author are his own and in no way are representative of the opinions of the staff and management of this blog and its sponsors or partners.

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Let's Give This Woman a Break!

In Little Rock, Arkansas a few days ago Michelle Duggar delivered her 16th child, and she's already thinking about doing it again. Born at 6:30 a.m. Tuesday and weighed 7 pounds, 6.5 ounces, Johannah Faith Duggar is the family's newest member. The baby's father, Jim Bob Duggar, a former state representative, says Johannah's birth was especially exciting because it was the first time in eight years the family has had a girl.

Jim Bob Duggar, who sells real estate, previously lost his bid for the U.S. Senate. He said he expects to run for the state Senate next year but isn't ready to make a formal announcement.


Jim Bob Duggar, 40, said he and Michelle, 39, want more children. "We both just love children and we consider each a blessing from the Lord. I have asked Michelle if she wants more and she said yes, if the Lord wants to give us some she will accept them," he said.

Michelle Duggar had her first child at age 21, four years after the couple married.

The Discovery Health Channel filmed Johannah's birth and plans to air a show about the family of 18 next May.

The Learning Channel is doing another show about the family's construction project, a 7,000-square foot house that should be finished before Christmas. The home, which the family has been building for two years, will have nine bathrooms, dormitory-style bedrooms for the girls and boys, a commercial kitchen, four washing machines and four dryers.

Their children include two sets of twins, and each child has a name beginning with the letter "J": Joshua, 17; John David, 15; Janna, 15; Jill, 14; Jessa, 12; Jinger, 11; Joseph, 10; Josiah, 9; Joy-Anna, 8; Jeremiah, 6; Jedidiah, 6; Jason, 5; James, 4; Justin, 2; and Jackson Levi, 1.

Jim Bob Duggar previously lost his bid for the U.S. Senate says he expects to run for the state Senate next year but isn't ready to make a formal announcement.

While I certainly wouldn't want to have 16 children, or be one of sixteen-you would feel like a freak nowadadys, it is nice at least that they can afford it. In the old days when people had 16 children they could probably barely afford two.

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The Stud is a Dud

He stopped wearing the earring during his 2001 campaign after a poll showed that women ages 40 to 55 didn't like it. Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick, also known as "Big Diamond", due to the rather large gem in his left ear, has decided to stop wearing his trademark diamond earring. 35-year-old Kilpatrick, who is locked in a tight race for re-election, said, "As long as I'm mayor of this town, I'll never put it back in." Kilpatrick showed up without the stud Wednesday at a church event organized to announce his endorsement by several religious leaders. He also removed the earring two weeks ago before addressing a group of business leaders.

Before becoming mayor in 2001 Kilpatrick served as a Democratic member of the Michigan State House of Representatives, becoming the first African American to lead any party in the Michigan Legislature.

Kilpatrick earned a teaching certification and a Bachelor's of Science in political science from Florida A&M University where he was also the captain of the football team. He earned a Juris Doctorate from the Detroit College of Law. Kilpatrick says despite his education, legislative and political experience the earring has overshadowed all of his positive accomplishments.

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