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Sunday, January 22, 2006

Tom Tom...

Tom Hanks and Tom Cruise in the news. Here's Clark Dark with a report.

    Tom Cruise has made it abundantly clear to the executives at Paramount, who are associated with the animated televison program South Park, that he does not find any humor in the episode which aired in the US last year and was scheduled to be broadcast in the United Kingdom this month. He's threatened a lawsuit in England. It's the episode entitled "Trapped in the Closet" where a cartoon Tom Cruise is depicted as being coaxed out of the closet by his carton wife and, Nicole Kidman, and his cartoon fellow Scientologist friend John Travolta. The program as of this writing will not be broadcast again, anywhere.
    Meanwhile another Tom...Tom Hanks, that is, America's favorite everyman has been named America's favorite movie star for the second year in a row. In a nationwide Harris Poll, as reported by E!Online, the two-time Oscar winner topped the list, for the third time as the top silver screen pick in the annual poll. Critics say this is a particular feat, because Hanks did not release any new films in 2005. His last big-screen release was in 2004-The Polar Express.
    Noticeably absent from this year's list were stars,like frequent rankers Tom Cruise, Denzel Washington and Brad Pitt. Johnny Depp placed second in the national Harris Poll.

    Here's the Top 10: Hanks, and Depp,of course as previously mentioned, followed by Harrison Ford, John Wayne, Julia Roberts, Clint Eastwood, Mel Gibson, George Clooney, Sean Connery and Sandra Bullock.

This Just In...

Here's Clark Dark, YOUTHINKWHATdotCOM's entertainment correspondent. Clark.

Thanks You. During the past week a report has surfaced regarding more allegedly unlady-like behavior by that hotel heiress of renown, Paris Hilton.

Harden Jamison drives a taxicab on Maui, Hawaii. He tells the tabloid National Enquirer the hotel heiress and Simple Life television star was too drunk to notice she'd wet herself when he picked her and boyfriend Stavros Niarchos up after a party last year.

The grossed out cab driver claims he mopped up the mess with a towel and plans to use Hilton's own DNA as evidence against her.

Paris Hilton's publicists are trying to silence Jamison, a Hawaiian taxi-driver, who claims the socialite urinated in his cab.

The cabbie has gone public with his story after he says he was threatened by Hilton's heavies, who hitched a ride in his cab, after making it known that he has a towel drenched with the socialite's urine.

According to Jamison, "They were all drunk and abusive. I kicked them out and flagged down a cop." He even claims one of Hilton's pals offered him $200 for the towel.

A spokesman for the socialite denies the incident.

I'm Clark Dark, for YOUTHINKWHATdotCOM.